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TOFOP: Ethically Horny for Sentient Beans

2026-08-11

Charlie turns up in a filthy white t-shirt and accidentally pitches a series of horrifying slogans, which leads to a fresh stack of questionable hypotheticals. Wil and Charlie debate whether it’s better to have one glorious, scandal-filled summer for the Australian cricket team or seven years of absolute AFL mediocrity. Plus, Wil works out how to ethically eat a banana with consent, considers gaslighting a mother during an earthquake for her "mum strength", and weighs up going to prison as a comedy martyr if the government bans offensive jokes.