Episode 321 – The Fifth Element (1997)

Hullo, children! Hullo! Welcome back to Uncle Max, Uncle Mike; Uncle Movies. Are you sitting comfortably? Good! This week in our “Remember! You Asked For It!” series, we’ve got a question from young Julie O’Malley who wants to know all about “The Fifth Element.” Well, Julie, you must be the smartest one in your class! Because not everyone is interested in a fascinating element like Boron, but clearly you are! And why not? Boron, the fifth element on the periodic table, is terribly important! Without Boron to make Borax, our clothes wouldn’t be as clean! We also use Boron to make high-strength glassware. Boron is just so important! Did you know that Bruce Willis AND Milla Jovovich use Boron every day? Ruby Rhod is the official spokesperson for Boron! And here’s a little-known fun fact: Gary Oldman is actually made up of 80% Boron! Isn’t that amazing? And all these wonderful people are in Luc Besson’s calm, quiet, educational film and everywhere you look in this movie, there’s our old friend Boron, quietly toiling away in the windows being shattered by the many, many explosions, in the Boron Carbide fibers for the simulated nuclear reactors, and in Gary Oldman’s cute little glass head shield. Join us and find out why we say “Boron is Boroniffic!”

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