The Night of Not Any Stars!

A veritable 3 ringed circus of shameless & shameful depravity featuring naked butt tug of war, ecstasy & GHB, naked boob line-ups, people passing out while having sex, condemned row homes, sharpie drawn on passed out faces, chicks named Fred and Bernie, a failed foot massage, Fat Kevin, mud rooms, stripper chicks, how Chad became Busby Berkeley, Filipino mail order brides, forgotten Superman soundtrack & cape, or in other words...

Your basic rock star drug addled weekend featuring elegantly wasted morons behaving as moronically as possible ending with a showstopper called the "Winkle"!

$25 extra was not given for color.