306: Oreo Soda, Empanada Revenge & BET Awards First-Timers with Malcolm Barrett and Chris Sneed

Chris Sneed and Malcolm Barrett pull up to Damn Internet, You Scary! for a wild, hilarious convo that covers everything from awkward stand-up sets to Malcolm’s injury and filming in Cape Town. Chris drops details on his upcoming comedy special I Need Urgent Care (June 26 at The Regent Theater – GET TICKETS!). Plus, we get into BET Awards first-timers, sleep paralysis aliens, and that infamous skydiving story.

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Producer:  @HippieGoals

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00:00:00 – Malcolm Returns from Africa
00:00:41 – Airport Shirts, Comedy Introductions
00:01:56 – Vouching Gone Wrong: “This Is The Show”
00:03:16 – Stand-Up Bombing & Weird Gigs
00:04:32 – Fake Jewelry & Speech Impediment Roasts
00:06:35 – Chris Sneed Announces Comedy Special
00:08:24 – Healthcare Workers Discount Promo
00:10:29 – Malcolm Talks Filming in Cape Town
00:12:00 – Malcolm's Torn Achilles, Written into the Script
00:13:32 – BET Awards: First-Time Invite Reflections
00:14:40 – On-Set Medics, Ginger Ale as Treatment?
00:18:47 – Freestyle Rap Battle: “Book Your Appointment!”
00:23:15 – Empanada Revenge Poisoning Story
00:41:33 – Juicing Oreos and Underground Soda?
00:43:39 – Sleep Paralysis & Seeing Scary Visitors
00:47:00 – Rolls Royce Submarine & Alien Conspiracies
00:49:07 – Skydiving Fail: Suit Too Tight, Plane Still Took Off
00:58:20 – Florida Man in Human Hamster Wheel
01:00:08 – Final Promo: “I Need Urgent Care” Special June 26
01:03:44 – Gift Exchange + Outro Keychains & Comedy Love

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