All the Gingers Are At the Front

Kelly and Tom make plans to maintain their sanity, advise the Cousins about driving safety, and go for a spin on “Whore Mansion.”  They also speculate about William’s new mother, babies with mustaches, the probability that Matthew is the Antichrist or Darth Vader, champagne brunches, Daisy’s stress relief, the feasibility of chucking a bullet, the appropriate sound effects to accompany Mrs. Bates, and the total horrorshow that was World War I.  Also, everyone cries during Downton Abbey S2:E5, because it is the cryingest episode to date, but there’s no crying in the Abbey Awards!  No crying!