The Sassholes tell two conspiracy theory stories that are, well, out there.  Heather goes balls deep into the Lizard People conspiracy and did so much Googling that she's got to be on a government list somewhere.  Brooklyn talks about the mysterious colony of Roanoke and is not amused that she's telling the story but crushes it nonetheless.  Grab a drink, sit back, and pretend not to be scared that people truly believe the weirdest things...