Tales From The Chubbies

Jordan had a disturbing weekend of eating with very little discipline and he needs to learn after too much KazuNori, a trip to a candy store with his son, the birthday dim sum buffet, a bucket of Magnolia pudding, the darkest pizza moment, more chicken shawarma, slices of pie, a chocolate pastry inside Joan's with his daughter and celebs, and an Emmy's spread of chips and dip, homemade pigs in blankies, tavern style pizza, Diet Coke a plenty, and Susie Cakes. Then, Shapiro reviews recent visits to Budonoki and Yangban, where the chefs' generoisty pushed him over the chubby top with seafood pancakes, wagyu zabuton, mayo a plenty, all the shaved truffles and caviar, and a Cinnamon Toast Crunch sundae. Plus, Bubbles at the celebritiy holiday party, Jordan's Oreo secret, and kids and astronauts are idiots.