The Planets

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Have you ever listened to "The Planets" by Holst? This is like a really discordant, nerd-verbiage edition brought to you by two idiots! Join us as we explore our SOLar system and discuss the esoteric powers latent in each of the eight, wait…nine…uhhh planets? Whatever they are - the big rocks in space falling around the sun; we're talking about those things. Some of them are technically gas. Well, kind of. We're talking about the spiritual energies we associate with them... as they express themselves in the humam psyche. Are you confused yet? Well, slap on this episode we promise to make it worse because today we're talking about THE PLANETS!

Join as we discuss:

-Why is Andrew such an asshole?
-The most important planet, Earth!
-The mysteries of pregnancy (as discussed by straight men).
-The correlation between Sol and the Soul.
-What each planet secretly has to do with Saturn.
-How to properly pronounce "your anus"
-Why Venus is the best planet.
-The dark side of the moon.
-Just go watch Holy Mountain.

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