Rory’s ’Pant Wetting’ Confession and other tales...

This week's tales includes triplet tomfoolery, a funeral faux pas, a green fingered failure and a new teachers travesty. We have a browse of the Parish Notice Board, Simon teases Matt and Bobbie with the 'non-compliant confessions' and Bobbie even has a confession of her own! Plus a troll based tale is unearthed from Confessions Crypt and features Jo Whiley on the panel! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk