In an episode fuller than a Porta Loo on Day 3 of Glastonbury, the muddy funsters from Istanbul delve into the fascinating world of jiggy-jiggy giraffe style; Kaiden Stokes The Really Woke Bloke clashes with a pregnant woman over gender-neutral baby raising; a Cretan bar owner experiments with seaside camel rides; Morgan Freeman talks about the dangers of diarrhoea when you have a pollen allergy, while a man with no balls finds his dream job.1. Introduction: THE CHINESE YEAR OF THE ISTANBULLOCKS (00:00 - 02:00)** - Mention of the main sponsor: James...
In an episode fuller than a Porta Loo on Day 3 of Glastonbury, the muddy funsters from Istanbul delve into the fascinating world of jiggy-jiggy giraffe style; Kaiden Stokes The Really Woke Bloke clashes with a pregnant woman over gender-neutral baby raising; a Cretan bar owner experiments with seaside camel rides; Morgan Freeman talks about the dangers of diarrhoea when you have a pollen allergy, while a man with no balls finds his dream job.
1. Introduction: THE CHINESE YEAR OF THE ISTANBULLOCKS (00:00 - 02:00)**
- Mention of the main sponsor: James Joyce.
2. Sponsor Plug: (02:01 - 05:00)
- Portable Restroom Operator Monthly.
- ''Today's show is fuller than a port-a-loo on day 3 of Glastonbury."
- Episode Menu: Kaiden Stokes The Really Woke Bloke, True or False
- 3. Morgan Freeman Poem: (05:01 - 09:00)
"Getting Older by Morgan Freeman."
4.Segment: True or False (09:01 - 10:00)
- Jorma's remaining days in his 40s.
- Ray's upcoming eligibility for a bus pass.
- Discussion on middle age and health issues.
- Jokes about hydraulics (Viagra) and aging.
- Phil Thompson's father and The Magic Roundabout.
- Discussion on Magic Roundabout and Captain Pugwash.
- Bagpuss memories.
5. Comedy Sketch: (15:01 - 17:00)
- Kaiden explains woke parenting to a happy Polish woman
6.Listener Engagement: (17:01 - 21:00)
- Call for poem requests.
- Email address: talkingistanbullocks@gmail.com.
- YouTube Channel Promotion: (19:01 - 21:00)
- Encouragement to like, comment, and share.
- Mention of sketches featuring Liam Neeson, Kaiden Stokes, Donald Trump, and Morgan Freeman.
7.Nostalgic Discussion: (21:01 - 26:00)
- True or False Segment: Phil Thompson's father and The Magic Roundabout.
- Discussion on Magic Roundabout and Captain Pugwash.
- Bagpuss memories.
8.Animal Facts Segment: (26:01 - 27:00)
- Giraffes' mating behavior.
9. Post Of The Week: (27:01 - 29:00)
10.Thanks and Closing Credits: (29:01 - 31:00)
- Show wrap-up and closing remarks.
- Gratitude for listeners and sponsors.
These timings are approximations based on typical podcast segment lengths and the given content.
Transcript
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12IQZxYbpJwafzg9lOEtVKM5G3tgAlHMYwerpjGdH9tE/edit
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