elcome to the Washington Commanders’ Free Agent Frenzy — where the roster’s getting juicier than a Command Corner tailgate burger! In the last 24 hours, the Commanders snagged Will Harris (the safety who’s stickier than a lint roller on a dog sweater), Eddie Goldman (a 320-pound D-line beast who’s basically a human fridge), Jonathan Jones (the Pats’ ex-CB who’s faster than a fan dodging traffic on I-95), Marcus Mariota (the QB guru here to mentor Jayden Daniels and compare Heismans, and Jeremy McNichols. Are these moves the secret sauce for a playoff run, or are we just stockpiling chaos for Dan Quinn’s blender? Did AP cook? Smash that play button for raw reactions, breakdowns, and some seriously questionable hot takes. Like, subscribe, and tell us if this is a W or a glorious faceplant!