I KNOW MY RIGHTS! No, actually you don’t. Body disposal and explaining and laughing about criminals and the First, Second, Fourth and Fifth

When can a cop kick you door in (hint, it's not just when you're being loud and drunk). But what if I'm in the middle of a murder? Probable cause and a pool full of drunks, screaming victims and gunshots. Fake warrants from real cops and never answer the door naked, because that's how you'll be going to jail. How not to act when disposing of a body. Don't sell little Timmy meth (he's a narc). Disordinary conduct is not disorderly conduct is not always illegal. You are now guilty until proven innocent because we want to take your stuff, especially in Oklahoma. Proven innocent? Too bad, we still have your stuff. Make that a single, no a double, no a triple jeopardy. It's OK, we all watch the murder network. Your first amendment rights aren't. Stupid criminal ideas. Are you a cop? No, I'm Elvis, ok Elvis, thank goodness you aren't a cop, here's your dope! Stop resisting! Always remain silent, unless at the drive through. Ron White used to be funny. DWI, BWI and FWI? Why Miranda isn't always your friend. The police can lie, the court says so! You are under the control of 10,000 little dictators. and an ode to the Second amendment.