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The European crew assemble! Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Alvaro Romeo to look back on a disastrous weekends for Dortmund and Marseilles. Plus: More Messi to PSG rumours; Graziano Pelle returns to Serie A; and Zlatan, Pandev, Gignac and a celebration of golden oldies in Europe and beyond  RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Performance of the Weekend with Paddy Power (03m 30s) • PART 1b: Gignac, Zlatan and the golden oldies (15m 30s) • PART 1c: A big weekend for Juve (21m 30s)  • PART 2: Gattuso under pressure, Atalanta on fire and Pelle back in Serie A (27m 30s)  • PART 3: Ligue 1 transfer prospects and Europe’s young guns (35m 00s) • PART 4: La Liga round-up (45m 30s) • PART 5a: Ligue 1 round-up and more Messi to PSG rumours (50m 20s) • PART 5b: A word on Lazio’s title tilt (61m 00s)      SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices