#5 Tom Mitchell

He’s the AFL’s “it” player… A dominant All Australian midfielder who is hot favourite to take home the 2018 Brownlow Medal. Surely a man blessed with this much talent lives a life that bears no resemblance to the ho-hum, menial existence of schlubs like you and me, right? WRONG. Tom Mitchell laughs, cries and enjoys a footlong just as much as any other 20-something Australian. He also fell in love with a girl at a house party in 2008 while a Gabriella Cilmi song was playing. Intrigued? Hit play.