Are we already eating PEOPLE? (with Langston and David)

Do cannibals live amongst us? Could we be unwittingly partaking in such a horrifying act? Langston and David explore the possibility of human meat consumption in our present and/or future. Then, they respond to an email about Big Soda potentially suppressing upstart beverage brands.

0:00 Cold open: Nicknames as an adult

11:05 Are we post-Julia Roberts as a society?

15:32 Conspiracy theory: We are already cannibals

32:34 A brief Jackie Chan detour

37:46 How would eating people even work?

43:25 How are the men on Love Island not hard all the time?

53:33 Listener email: Tropical Fantasy rumor

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