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Biden's new 0.1% lead over diaper Donald in the polls! LOL 😆Still going to vote for myself - - nobody's better qualified, actually neither major Party candidate is qualified they disqualified themselves by being a f traitor to this country and by dragging us into ethnic cleansing and g3nocide. Anyone else notice how #Elonmusk is forwarding a lot of right-wing racist s*** lately? He promised to donate 20 to 22 million to the presidential campaign of a candidate who was sane"- which would be me, I'm the only sane candidate in this race! Now we must doubt his sanity. I told him keep your money. #gwu Thank you students for sticking up for the voiceless! You're an inspiration to us all keep the faith /❤️ Pierce I'm the only presidential candidate who would stop arming israel! I'm the only presidential candidate who is condemning genocide Joe for his cruelty to the Palestinian people! I'm the only presidential candidate who supports arresting netanyahu and sending him to the international criminal court for his crimes against humanity! I'm also the only presidential candidate who will nip police brutality in the bud!! As you may have noticed, butcher Biden just approved 32 billion and 100,000 more cops to brutalize us all!! I'M THE ONLY PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE WHO IS FIERCELY PROTECTING AND SPEAKING OUT AGAINST POLICE BRUTALITY AGAINST THESE PEACEFUL STUDENT PROTESTERS WHO ARE EXERCISING THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND FREEDOM OF ASSEMBLY! Thank you students for sticking up for the voiceless! You're an inspiration to us all keep the faith /❤️ PS I'm the only presidential candidate who would stop arming israel! I'm the only presidential candidate who is condemning genocide Joe for his cruelty to the Palestinian people! I'm the only presidential candidate who supports arresting netanyahu and sending him to the international criminal court for his crimes against humanity! help me Sue the cops to get my other animals back including my service dog, Dr Baker! 💔 gofund.me/10543a02 in #tucson, write me in for Sheriff t r i s t a I guarantee you there will be no more police brutality or jail deaths on my watch! #defundthecops #blm @CollegeDems @Rolling Stone @The New York Times @Democrats Of TikTok @Pima County