Ahh, the exalted Cartony awards. The envy of every cartoon-related
self-aggrandizing navel-gazing podcaster for miles around. An opportunity
to purge the bitter bile from our minds, to start another year with a clean
slate by acknowledging the worst, best, and hairy chest of the past year.
So take a load off, reminisce about why these cartoons am so horny, and try
not to fall prey to the wandering kunai with chain.