Ep68: Why Ox Loves ’Kiss Cam’, Markos ’Sexy & Raunchy’ Dream Problem, & Ox Lines Up JJJ

The pod gets off to a rough start. Third Man has a cold and he's drinking lemon and ginger tea, Ox and Marko decide to bully him and massively rip the piss out of him. There may be a complaint to pod HR over this situation.

But once the rampant bullying is out of the way, we get into the pod. Ox has been stitched up by another driver on the road, but was secretly impressed by this other blokes behaviour. It has to do with driving etiquette.

Third Man raises a question to do with contract law.. It has to do with the 'Kiss and Ride' signs at NSW train stations. Ox brings up Kiss Cam at sporting events, he loves it. Marko reckons it is the greatest thing to happen to halftime sport.

We discuss who Ox and Marko's musician 'dream date' would be. Some surprising suggestions, and we hear a story about the famous singer who Ox arranged to sing for Marko at his 50th birthday. Ox has heard a song on triple j that horrified him, full of f-bombs at 11.40am. He can't believe that they're allowed to play it. Won't somebody think of the kids!

Ox the statman is back, 2 stats this week. One general knowledge, and one on animals. Both rippers. Marko has had some strange dreams lately, one about being Willy Wonka, and he wants advice from Ox on what these dreams mean. He explains the dreams. Ox googles them, and discovers that the dreams Marko is having are common.

Family member Dean wants to have a chat about the merits of Wodonga, he's a fan. Marko wants to know if Deano knows Trev the burglar. Deano gives us a run-through of some of the great things in Wodonga. Results of our poll on best sportsman of all time. Marko is disappointed, Ox is on the money. Marko says swimming is the most pathetic sport of all.

Ox criticises the name of Marko's other podcast with Nick O'Hern 'Talk Birdie To Me'. He reckons the name is fundamentally flawed. Producer Daz wants some Hand Sandy's for Christmas for gifts, Ox is in negotiations with Temu for distribution.

Ox has a Christmas business idea to do, in part, with the Hand Sandy. Leads to some other ideas. These could work. Is there an update on the duck spring roll situation at Ox's golf club? Plenty of feedback on the letter from Jenny West to Ox a week or two ago.

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