A Drive Into Deep Left Field by Castellanos

We thought that Thom Brennaman calling a homerun while apologizing was the weirdest moment in sports announcing, but then it happened again. Also, the soccer player who kills celebrities with his goals. Trevor Bauer and Rachel Nichols are each embroiled in their own controversies. Vibbs screws Dana. Tyler Herro is terrible at boxing. Parades and fireworks are for simpletons.