The Roar Restored!

The Roar has been restored!

All it took was a 50+ ass whipping of the hapless Care Bears, who are in serious trouble if yet another QB ends up sucking you know what. Donkey balls. Just in case you didn't know.

Deano regales us with delightful anecdotes and portraits from Ford Field, where he, World Wide Dock, and Big Don roared through the game in person.

It was delightful indeed to see the offense roar once again. Jared was lights out and not slept on. Jamo outran the world and hauled in tow massive bombs. A Gibbsplosion was witnessed. The People Mover moved people. Sun God pridefully hauled in tres tuddies.

We celebrate the Roar's first sack-a-thon, including Hutch getting on the board.

Let's all roar at John Morton, who called a great game and most assuredly relished putting up a 50+ spot against the man he replaced. Speaking of whom, we like to think that maybe BJ is just a little bit regretting leaving the Roar for the Care Bears. It's a lot harder to look like an offensive genius when your QB's got a mouth full of donkey balls.

Anyroar ... Next week we roar against the Cravens, whose offense is potent enough to dull our collective roarection. Lomas insanely picks the Roar to win ... and so they shall! ROAR!!!