Fast Five #38 | Shaq’s 20-Wheel Bugatti & The Devil’s Dog

Mark your calendars, Shed Family, because a modern miracle has occurred: we are recording two weeks in a row without mysteriously vanishing into the ether! The Honda Hatchback is fully gassed up, the mics are hot, and the Cone Goblins haven't eaten our hard drives.

Before we jump into the Untappd trenches, we take a look back at last week's triumphant feature film, Shepherd Warrior. We finally tackled the highly anticipated origin story of our holiest hero—the interdimensional Sexy Nun (now officially named Alexandra)

Powered by our Beer of the Week, "Frank the Dank" from Lenny Boy Brewing (a West Coast IPA featuring Old School's Frank the Tank with a dart in his neck), we jump into this week's Fast Five lineup:

Rolling Sevens (Zuul Beer Company): When Paul inherits a failing lawnmower tire factory, he tries to save the business by making tiny tires ("sevens") cool for luxury cars. His master plan? Pitching Shaq on a 20-wheel Bugatti that drives like a tank and can roll over thumbtacks... or people

In the Steep (Outer Range Brewing): A sci-fi prison break set on a penal colony at the edge of the atmosphere. The inmates invent a super-nutrient space potato, hollow it out, and ride it through the atmosphere back to Earth like a starchy spaceship

Baby Ghost (Wills): An interdimensional love story where a struggling artist falls in love with his ghost roommate. They procreate, birthing a baby ghost that phases through walls. Naturally, they train the infant to be a master jewel thief

Freedom in a Cage (Tactical Brewing): Set in a dystopian world of pure anarchy secretly ruled by Nicolas Cage, a man named Juliano tries to build a safe commune with rules, only to realize he hasn't created freedom—he's just built a slightly larger cage

Hot Dog (Explorium): Satan's personal pet escapes Hell for a weekend on Earth. Realizing humans are pretty nice, the Devil's Dog goes rogue, preventing people from making bad decisions and absolutely ruining Satan’s Q4 quota for damned souls

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