Mr Happy VS The Wasp and other tales....

This week's tales include a headless man, a hibernating wasp which causes pandemonium to Mr Happy, funeral cortege chaos and a glitter cannon explosion. Simon continues the ‘Rollcall of Shame’ for those who have sent in confessions that are just too rude to broadcast and we catch up with the confessions comments left on the Parish Noticeboard. Plus another classic tale is unearthed from the Confessions Crypt, featuring a naked miner!. If you have a Confession of what to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk