Take The High Road? See You In The Basement, Bitches

Welcome to 2025, where the resolutions are snarky, the punch is lethal, and the baby New Year might already be dead. The gang rings in 2025 with tales of drunken neighbors, chandelier-dangling Christmas ornaments, and a punch recipe so lethal it should come with a warning label. Chadrick reveals his bold resolution to "dig under low," while Lee preaches zen-like balance (good luck with that). Meanwhile, Mike contemplates the cosmic futility of it all—because why not? With snarky takes on New Year’s Eve broadcasts, Elon Musk's empire, and a biblical lesson on "girding your loins," this episode is a champagne-soaked riot you won’t want to miss. Cheers, queers! 🥂✨ #NewYearWhoDis #PunchGoals #GirdYourLoins