The Major League Baseball season is days away, and 3 Houston Astros have already been hit during exhibition games. Alyssa Nakken is the first woman to coach on the field at the Major League level, and Rey Mysterio Jr. allegedly lost his eye. Tyreek Hill smokes Terrell Owens in a race, and the Washington "Whatevers" have other sh*t to talk about and it has nothing to do with the new name. What sports would be hilarious if alcohol were involved, and we draft our least favorite sportscasters. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes.