The excellent Alex Sievewright joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to tangle with The One Show, push it to the floor and give it a dead leg. This week: Bjorn from ABBA sits in a fictional Greek Taverna, a man gets his hair cut like Roy Batty from Blade Runner, a student boils everyone's blood and Rod Stewart eats some Sugar Puffs in a wardrobe. It can only be....The The One Show Show!