In the wake of Fast Plastic's bombshell format (see episode 2.5), there have been a lot of swirling rumors as to what is going to happen in the world of fast pitch wiffs. Turns out an old school wiffs legend heard about all of this and it reminded him of something he wrote back in 2012, addressed to Lou and the other "powers that be" at that time. It's eerie because that manuscript is not only applicable to today's wiffle situation, it sounds ass if it was written just last week. Check out our analysis of that manifesto with guests Kenny Rodgers Jr. and Ben Stant. And buckle up, because we may just have to release a part II to this saga!