Eight Legged Freaks

On today's minisode we threw the mic to the "Producer Seducer," Boston Mike, and offered him the ability to choose what movie to cover as a birthday present. This is what he chose. We don't make the rules but we do make plenty of jokes about David Arquette and anal probes. This is STC what do you honestly expect at this point in time?
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