We did not enjoy The Scorpion King - Episode 5

Dwayne The Rock Johnson, without enough time to wipe off the baby oil from his recent departure from wrestling, takes a shaky dive into the world of acting, and ends up smack bang in the middle of the dessert.

How bad can this be I hear you ask? Well, be witness to the opinions of two self confessed film enthusiasts who are also sisters.

Hello! It's us, Sophie and Emily, and I promise we will get through this together.