DYKE MOUTH AND OTHER TELLS

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Gaybelline! We're back from our holiday hiatus and kicking off 2019 with an episode dedicated to some of our most beloved dyke tells. Do the corners of your mouth turn down when you smile? Is your ring finger longer than your pointer finger? Are you a sucker for a low-pitched, raspy, Lindsay Lohan-esque voice? Do you have a distinctly dyke-centric stride, or a set of little lesbian bosoms of your own? ARE YOU POSITIVELY BRIMMING WITH NIPPLE CONFIDENCE?! If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, or are just curious to find out what the hell we're talking about, then dial up that volume on your favorite fags (insert *lesbian smirk* here) as we look past the flannel shirts, haircuts, and thumb rings to explore what's really going on underneath it all.