Bellingstropp-Smythe & Sons proudly present this month's Oolong Hour, replete with snug-verbing, potty-mouthed sponsors, sensual mastication, and goodly chunks of papier-mâché. John (aka The Salieri Of Puppets) betrays his 18- and 25-year-old selves by using the creepily long arms of the fishy fishy fish man to dragoon fresh talent. Mike reveals the linguistic thread connecting Niall Horan, Susan Boyle, and The Four-letter Count, while marvelling at the electrotom excesses of The RAH Band. Neither of your hosts is even slightly whelmed by an Airfix synth that's customisable, except in any way you'd actually want to customise it. Nevertheless, they rally together to help an electronic musician survive The Old Lady Tribunal using virtuoso electricity and the Bavarian Ophicleide Festival. But is it something you can whistle?
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PSTB #18: Madonna fixations, Scaramanga's axe, and unrappabilityto
PSTB #17: Audio bacon, Spot The Toast, and chatting with Miss T
PSTB #16: Reverse hallelujahs, stereo hoovering, and a bag of smashed crabs
PSTB #15: Hobbit feet, old submarine bits, and tonsorial option-paralysis
PSTB #14: Heavy-metal kittens, karmic pest control, and musical guacamole
PSTB #13: Oxtail filtering, harmonikazoos, and the 'f*** you' delay
PSTB #12: Count Duckula, gourmet risotto, and bunraku puppet twerking
PSTB #11: Syllabist poetry, John Cage's evil twin, and The 100k Per Foot Rule
PSTB #10: Pigmy elephants, flamboyant boxer shorts, and the Marquis's crystal sword
PSTB #9: Imaginary edits, Bearable Brass, and the original Wobbly Jefferson
PSTB #8: Spray-on acoustic stubble, vegan suspense, and Neil Finn naked
PSTB #7: Auditory dog hair, erotic mic cables, and The A-Team Musical
PSTB #6: Invisible gorillas, All Star (but...), and insane amounts of clarity.
PSTB #5: Masking-tape snobbery, fake artists, and Creme Egg evolution.
PSTB #4: The Straight To Landfill Award, smirking cucumbers, and beards with everything.
PSTB #3: The inverse McGherkin, T-Pain's Uncle Vanya, and the facepalm motherlode.
PSTB #2: Mics for melee, homeopathic guitar solos, and The Ladderflirter.
PSTB #1: The SM57 tuning dial, The Phantom Facepalm, and Minecraft’s mullet-mod.
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