Episode Thirty-nine: Octopus Bikini

May 24, 2021

The party goes to fight at Mortisa Bare'em!

Quotes:

• “I love pickled beets.”
• “You’re probably better qualified to be a Police Officer than 99.9% of Police Officers”
• “There’s a song about the names of the Province’s and what they are from left to right” 
• “That’s not hard to remember, there’s ONLY 10 of them.”
• “All of the cops that we’ve dealt with are dwarves.”
• “Also, the bathroom in there has GOLD GLITTER.”
• “They’re just smoking the… whatever in the woods… somewhere?”
• “They’re HIGH ELVES.”
• “Robin’s FACE!!”
• “My microphone was ON THE FLOOR!”
• “THUNDERDOME!”
• “Strip laser tag!”
• “The cubbies are quite sizable, like a morgue, you could fit bodies in these cubbies.”
• “She doesn’t have a navel, she has a navel orange.”
• “He can keep up with his hands in his pockets, oh my god, she’s going to kill me.”
• “I…uh… dub thee Thunderclap?”
• “You could be t--t-the INFERNAL LEGACY. ROSE COLOURED INFERNO.”
• “When he heals someone… when he uses his healing touch… he  needs to kiss your feet?”
• “I mean, I guess I just created my first character, and I wanted to be something weird, so… I made a Human Fighter.”
• “It’s been in his mouth… has it been washed?”
  “Well... it was in his mouth that counts as cleaning right?”
• “I CAN REROLL ONES!!!!”
• “Do you think she was flirting with me to distract me?”
• “He might have to get creative if he were to fuck a gnome.”
• “There isn’t a point where more magic is a bad thing.”
• “He’s a Delf right?” silence… “A Dwarf Elf?”
• “My Octopus beak is NAKED!”
• “Now he’s into tentacle porn.”