Retro Blood 171: WoodChipper Massacre (1988)

James Kline and J.H. Alison continue their Killer Objects in 1980s Horror Movies: Part 2 series with the low-budget oddity Woodchipper Massacre. While the movie doesn’t live up to its gruesome title, the boys dive into its home-video style production, giving props to the DIY spirit but lamenting the execution of this so-called horror-comedy.

The episode kicks off with a discussion about the challenges of blending horror and comedy successfully, and why Woodchipper Massacre missed the mark.

Next up is the Retro Blood Weekly History Segment, centered on the film’s release date, January 1, 1988. Alison dives into metal history, highlighting the debut album of L.A. Guns, their party rock vibe, and the band’s origins. Meanwhile, James covers a WWF house show headlined by the unforgettable showdown between Macho Man Randy Savage and the Honky Tonk Man.

Then it’s onto the backstory of Woodchipper Massacre. The hosts delve into John McBride’s all-encompassing role as writer, director, editor, and actor. They discuss the film’s shoestring $400 budget (not counting the camera) and the weekend rental of the titular woodchipper. Plus, they explore McBride’s other work and how it stacks up against this bizarre venture.

Finally, the full review dives into the film’s cringeworthy dialogue, over-the-top acting, and moments that made them want to shut it off. They highlight Aunt Tess and her hilariously out-of-touch one-liners, the sibling trio’s awkward performances, and the most ludicrous woodchipper scenes you’ll ever witness.

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This episode is a must-listen for fans of ultra-low-budget filmmaking and anyone curious about how not to make a horror-comedy. #RetroBlood #WoodchipperMassacre #80sHorror #ProWrestlingHistory #MetalMusic