A reporter shows up to look into reports of a Sasquatch in Janssenville, home of the Janssenville Community Centre, Bar, Curling & Strip Club. Also living in Janssenville are a pack of schoolgirl sociopaths, raccoon with a cast on its leg, and Dr. Janssen - a man with more kinks than a day old pipe cleaner. Listen as Katie makes Stefan laugh so hard for so long that two entire minutes of the episode had to get cut out, and Katie learns a thing or two about The Who.