Point Break – Beach Bummed

The 2015 remake of Point Break is all style and no substance. It's an extreme sports highlight video that flourishes when the stunts are on display, but fizzles whenever the cast has to act.

Ultimately, there is just too much going on, and as we bound from place to place and stunt to stunt, very little in the way of plot or character depth is ever established.

Sure, having the radical Robin Hoods branch out into several extreme sports seems cool on the surface, but there has to be more to the film than insane feats across beautiful locales.

Hence why this Point Break couldn't muster the same following as its predecessor. It's empty calories. The stakes feel shallow when we don't care about any of the people engaging in the death-defying pageantry. The lesser Bodhi's empty philosophizing doesn't help either.

Now, sit back, get gnarly with a Antihero IPA from Revolution Brewing, and follow your line! The Thunderous Wizard, Chumpzilla, and Bling Blake aren't living off the grid! We're living on it—just on our own terms!

This Week’s Segments:

• Introduction/Plot Breakdown – The only law that matters is gravity! (0:00)
• Lingering Questions – Why? Why did this need to happen? (53:27)
• The "Ozaki 8" Trivia Challenge – Bling Blake challenges the field to trivia about the movie. (1:23:04)
• Recommendations – We offer our picks for the week and next up: We continue our Wretched Remakes series with the Total Recall not set on Mars! (1:39:06)

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