I Write a Television Show (The Inheritance of Orquídea Divina - Zoraida Córdova)

Zoraida Córdova's debut novel The Inheritance of Orquídea Divina is probably the most surreal fantasy novel I've ever read. In this book, Orquídea calls her family to collect their inheritance (magic in some cases), but it causes some unexpected complications as the secrets of her past are unveiled. I debate my feelings about this book, write the premise for a television show based off the book, and focus on one aspect that makes no sense.