This week I talk about a man trying to open a bank account with fake money, man purposely gets stung by executioner wasp, man gets a surprise in his McDonald's sweet tea, woman runs trail and catches eye worms, strange glitch sends random text messages, University accepts PB&J as payment, woman sold medical excuse notes, man tries to sneak gun-shaped toilet paper roll past TSA, and man sticks baggie of cannabis up his nose and forgets for 18 years.