Allie Haze

This past week we went to a Murder Mystery Dinner, where Joe gave a stirring performance as Teddy Roosevelt. Matt went to see Straight Outta Compton, and Charles has only been to two concerts in his life. Limp Bizkit and Third Eye Blind. Allie Haze called in via skype and chit chatted while we performed Tech Support so that she could watch us live and type in our chat. She talked about her upcoming tour, and starring in X-Men porn parodies. Allie tried some dirty talking roleplaying with Teddy Roosevelt, and turned down Roman's middle school attempts to flirt with her. Dave talked the death of Batgirl and Batman for Harvey's Headlines. Deez Nuts is polling 9% as a presidential candidate in North Carolina. Some parents were told to keep their autistic son in check or get suspended, while Russia bans all "Speak-Cheesies" by busting a $30 Million Cheese ring. We learned about White Feminism, while discovering our own cisgenders. Finally, you can watch a little girl get kicked by a mini-horse. You can find Allie Haze on Twitter - @alliehaze, Instagram - @itsAllieHaze, and her website - www.alliehaze.com.