PSTB #32: The Elvis schwa, hipster faireez, and an epicly burnt Scotch egg
Finally available in hardback, this month's festive episode promises gingerbread Foley and a Warlock's drinking anthem. Due to lack of demand for their eulogy-writing services, your intrepid Master Breakers have decamped to a Scottish space ghetto to investigate Saint Dolly, a duckfaced Norah Jones, and Percy Jackson's epicly burnt Scotch egg. And why Leonard Cohen, Tom Waits, and Johnny Cash have all evolved just like hummingbird moths. Jon's been impersonating Rocky Balboa with hipster faireez in the merchtabulous PSTB kitchen, working hard to put fresh puns in the oven and incredibly consistent pans on the hob. Meanwhile, Mike's been distracted from Cirque Du Soleil by Whitney Houston's 'I's, Dermot Kennedy's 'R's, various gendered diphthongs, and the Elvis schwa. Can they all stay on the white notes and avoid going toe to toe with spandex-clad Super Moderators? (Oh ye of little faith in the inexplicable success of minor talent...)
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PSTB #33: Grammy nominations special! (feat. kittens)
PSTB #31: Batman's barberpole, Palestrina parties, and lo-res heliox huffing
PSTB #30: The Philuminati, Cadbury's gorilla, and Ozzy's anechoic bat-trap
PSTB #29: Sub-SubKick, guppy impressions, and RIPQ
PSTB #28: Bass fire-hose, 1.237 microBiebers, and the ideal platonic sausage
PSTB #27: Bridgeolian harpjo, carpet-underlay music, and the nuclear kerchief
PSTB #26: Simon Cowell's shock collar, passive-aggressive guitars, and the Sarlaac drum machine
PSTB #25: Hamstering, airborne jacuzzis, and fixing Gal Gadot
PSTB #24: Thumpsy-thumpsy, manual Iron Man, and the end-of-X-Files face
PSTB #23: Thunderfinger Royale, sneezing gnomes, and Friday-sus-Wednesday
PSTB #22: Luthierism, feline schadenfreude, and The Curse Of Happy Village
PSTB #21: Chew Yourself Fit, The Joy Of Theft, and a human Frappuccino
PSTB #20: Bublé's Irish Cream, sleighbell taxes, and The Sucker Punch Of Derision
PSTB #19: Snug-verbing, virtuoso electricity, and The Four-letter Count
PSTB #18: Madonna fixations, Scaramanga's axe, and unrappabilityto
PSTB #17: Audio bacon, Spot The Toast, and chatting with Miss T
PSTB #16: Reverse hallelujahs, stereo hoovering, and a bag of smashed crabs
PSTB #15: Hobbit feet, old submarine bits, and tonsorial option-paralysis
PSTB #14: Heavy-metal kittens, karmic pest control, and musical guacamole
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