Episode 1! Soldier (1998)

Introducing our first episode of the Poddy Movie Jam!

In this episode we explore the entirely-forgettable sci-fi action thriller Soldier starring Kurt Russell, Jason Scott Lee, Jason Isaacs, Gary Busey, and Rob Schneider. JK there's no Rob, might as well have been though. In this movie, Kurt sets the record for salary-per-spoken-word as a lab grown super soldier born in 1996 who is very good at walking in plain sight and spraying a machine gun. Enjoy as we wonder "hey why did they totally handwave over achieving interstellar travel in his lifetime?" or realize that Kurt plays a virgin.