Episode 89.5 - The Best of Both Digressions Part 2

In the stunning conclusion of our two-part miniseries, we begin talking about this week’s stories.  We learn that maybe astrophysicists shouldn’t be trusted with magnets. A Kentucky court went to Jared and got some people a beautiful ankle bracelet because they won’t STAY THE FUCK HOME!  Speaking of Fuck, some old manuscripts from the 1300s and 1500s may contain the first usages of the word fuck. Meanwhile, in Japan something else is unearthed, a beaked whale! At Stanford scientist may be able to cure the sads with magnets. Finally, another group of scientists discover you have a unique butthole and their toilet can measure your shit to determine if you may need to see a doctor.  We may have diverged a little bit, but that’s what you get after four weeks of quarantine. Welcome back to The Hour, 89.5!