We're got our own brand of coffee now, and Brian is our official taste tester! Two NJ bakery owners got stabbed over an egg sandwich, a Texas millionaire battled a buffalo and lost, and an Utah senator changed a law to benefit a family member. The Coast Guard report on the Titan submersible came out, Nicolas Maduro now has a $50 million price on his head, and a guy who opened a Trump burger joint is getting deported! Trump also helped add crypto to your 401(k), a child services worker left a kid in a car, and a man was doing genital ultrasounds in the comfort of his own apartment. A woman was arrested for pretending to be a nurse, breast milk ice cream is now a thing, and so is a ketchup smoothie! Joey Swoll got cancelled, Howard Stern may not get renewed, and sex toys are still hitting the court at WNBA games.