Episode 31 ”Rapture Pet Daycare”

What happens to your beloved soulless, godless, unbaptized pets after you get raptured? As troubling as it sounds, lil' Fluffy won't be going with you when you join the Lord, but that doesn't mean your pet has to fall victim to starvation or fend for itself in a post-apocalyptic Mad Maxian animal frenzy free-for-all! This week on the podcast we'll point you toward a service to take care of your pets post-rapture. Also on the pod: My Parents Open Carry book reviews, toddler fight club, why it's never ok to look at porn at work, what $85 worth of mayo really buys you, hallucinating hostaged hopheads, a masturbating meth head resists arrest, Zimbabwe: Panties Edition and of course, Coolio releases a song about whacking off to Pornhub. Buckle up folks and get the facts on the Lost At Home Podcast.