Puppet Master

Happy first episode recorded in 2023! We’d love to tell you we’re coming in all “new year, new us”, but f*ck that… that’s not why you’re here. You’re not here to listen to us grow and change and all that nonsense. No way. How about “New year, worse us” (thanks, Lucas). Look, all I’m trying to say is that we hadn’t recorded in a while and we had a lot of movies to catch up on and also tonight’s movie, um… didn’t bear us the longest fruit. So tune in for some wild and erratic opinions on things that mostly have to do with horror and stick around for a little puppet-y after party! Bonus points for clocking just how long Cody goes without realizing him we’re trying to get him to transition into tonight’s film. We’re back, nerds!

00:00 - 5:16ish Intros: How we think copyright works, and some out there therapeutic methodology.

 

5:16-sih - 1:11:00ish -  What we watched! Lucas - Vesper, Bullet Train (and the story of how this thing is available is f*cked), Drive My Car, The Northman (again), The Black Phone, Resurrection, Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker, The Baby, White Noise (2022), The Menu, and Guillermo Del Toro’s Pinocchio. Cody - Guillermo Del Toro’s Pinocchio, Slumberland, The Raid, The Viewing, The Runner,  Austin - Guillermo Del Toro’s Pinocchio, Blood Machines, Don’t Worry Darling, Resurrection, Dashcam, The Church, The History of the Occult, Night of the Zombies, and The Whale, and M3gan. Austin - Barbarian (again), Krampus, the first three Harry Potters, Beast, and Avatar: The Way of Water (all of us together!). Curtis - Hook, The Fabelmans, Twin Peaks, Jurassic World: Dominion, The Mothman Prophecies, The Fourth Kind, Evil Dead (2013), Crimes of the Future (I hoodwinked Jess), Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood, Babylon (FUCK YES), Sick, and M3gan. Oh, also The Last of Us. 

 

1:11:00ish - 1:43:00ish Puppet Master SHUDdown and discussion (check out the early business where we fool Cody for a record amount of time during our transition)

 

1:43:00ish - End - Our next movie!