A Night at the Races is the first story of The Crossroads. Charles Hoffman attends Open Carnival at the Malifaux Hippodrome to confront a construct maker with a secret.
- Read by: Ian Travis
- Announced by: Julian Smith
- Music by: "Frog Secret Agent" by 3 Leg Torso (Opening & Closing), "Campfire" GarageBand Loop "Drunken Sea Son" by Beth Caucci (Interstitial)