TILP 47: The Pork Knight Rises

This week, we open the show by forgetting the name of every famous artist. Mike takes a tasty bite of our Lord and Savior, Michael breaks some fake news, and we wonder why David Blaine won’t commit card crimes against ISIS. Highlights include:

• Someone please make Rush Hour 4. [5:15]
• The Colonel and His 12 Disciples [10:30]
• Blake Shelton and his no-good, unsexy balls. [18:10]
• Bless this holy pork roll. [26:45]
• Fake Penis News [33:15]
• I can feel it, honkin’ in the air tonight. [38:00]
• The Fart of the Deal [42:45]
• Card Crimes Against ISIS [49:40]
• Shaping young minds. [56:00]