The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe UK politics councillor from the Labour Party, Simon Parkes. Simon’s life had quite the start with members of his family including his mother working for secret services. Sadly, that didn’t end well and gave Simon quite a tough upbringing. Simon would be ok though for Simon had a second mother. A real mother. A mother who had been visiting Simon since Simon was in the womb and would continue to visit Simon and basically line up sexual encounters, even when Simon worked in local government services. Simon consented but was also made to believe that he felt things so this one is very muddy. What is less muddy however is that Simon has appeared on British television to share his story and that story includes being the father of a hybrid child. Simon really likes cat. Alongside that, we ponder the nature of holographic sex… All that and more on this week’s file.
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Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. We closed out the episode with the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō.
Sources:
Brief Guardian article: https://www.theguardian.com/uk/the-northerner/2012/mar/27/whitby-councillor-alien-mother-simon-parkes
Huffington Post article on alien sex causing problems in Simon’s marriage: https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/amp/entry/labour-councillor-simon-parkes-sex-alien-marriage-_n_3458236/
Daily Mail more detailed article: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2343983/amp/Whitby-Councillor-Simon-Parkes-tells-ITVs-The-Morning-I-lost-virginity-alien-holographic-age-FIVE.html
Nexus Magazine interview with Simon Parkes regarding aliens and the Illuminati: https://www.scribd.com/document/345983420/2202-Simon-Parkes
Website summarising Simon: https://heavy.com/news/simon-parkes/
Simon’s website (please be respectful): https://www.simonparkes.org
Confessions of an Alien Abductee documentary section covering Simon Parkes: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mRkoIrCn1pM
This Morning interview with Simon Parkes: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GbZuXbAlw5g
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