this is late because we got some new gear so we don't sound like we're doing the show through a walkie-talkie. so listen, we dropped the ball. you trusted us. when we first set out to do this thing, we made a promise to you, the listener. and we failed you. so to make it up to you, you're getting 2 episodes this week. don't say papa j never did anything for you. you think it's easy working these boys' pod muscles to the bone? yeah it's mostly pretty easy actually.