The Vampire Mines of Arizona

On this week's episodes, Matt and Ryan uncover everything the government doesn't want you to know about Xanax addicted, Ketamine peddling, Yakuza tattoo artist furries fighting the Islamic State in the streets of Lima Peru. If we're being honest, it's mostly stuff the government doesn't care if you know... but you'll learn all the same. Then they issue a declaration on a query posted to Reddit's AITA forum that strips away layers of deception, dances around the issue, and ultimately grinds out some solid relationship advice for all the a-holes out there. Then they weigh in on a question of sexual attraction, and finally round out the episode discussing a political crusade against alleged vampire dens in America's Arizoniest state.