NFL, Redskins Dumpster Fire, the Dan Snyder Effect, FC Seoul Sex Dolls, Rona Rollercoaster, Quarantine Potty Training, 2020 Asterisks, Shimpathy Pain, Maskholes, a Trump Gin and Juice Remix 07-17-2020

Segment 1: Breaking out of Quarantine, Sports Brew style. Beware the maskholes, the Redskins dumpster fire, and a welcome back cannonball. The Philip Rivers slip and slide. The NBA bubble snitch line. Battling the sports world ‘Rona Roller Coaster. The frozen peas Feels Like the First Time Rewind. From D-Stat to D-Splat with the purple hair. Dark humor, 2020 goes Leeroy Jenkins, D-Stat the Gray, and a Jordan Love blast. Shannon’s South Korean soccer team sex dolls story, mud slides, and a 5 point of entry blast (20.29). The Rod Gardner salud o’clock, semi-rods, and Chris Cooley’s playbook. FC Seoul mannequins vs blow up dolls, Joey Chestnut, and getting bendy with Phoebe from Friends. Army – Navy and the state of college football. The Failhorn pumps one up with Hans and Franz.   

Segment 2 (1.02.19): Quarantine parenting potty training battle shenanigans - Let it Go, Let me Poop, plus the Let One Go parody. Meet Dookie, the Squatty Potty’s pooping unicorn mascot. Elena Della Donne’s COVID-19 battle with the WBNA as the sports world struggles with coronavirus realities. Fiscal pressure and the challenges of sports economics in a pandemic environment. Playing the long game in the era of player opt-outs throughout sports leagues. The year of the asterisk, getting ready for outliers, and revenue driven realities. Keeping problems in context, sympathy on the USS Kearsarge, and shimpathy pains. Expectations, experimentation, and advantages for the shortened MLB season and the NBA Bubble. A potential sports overload throwdown.

Segment 3 (1.54.30). The Washington Redskins debacle. The Dan Snyder effect, the name change, and the bombshell sexual misconduct allegations take a wrecking ball to the remnants of a once proud franchise. The Washington Post story, pressure to sell the team, and a pervasive toxic organizational culture. From Larry ‘NO S’ Michael to Alex Santos and anyone else involved, CLEAN HOUSE. Questioning the timing and motivations of the name change. The potential impacts on what remains of the Redskins fan base – how do you root for this organization? Dan Snyder and the question of culpability. Fun with the Jeff Bezos Washington Post conspiracy theory. A lack of trust, the challenge of creating buy-in, and a wild Redskins Discord channel. Here’s to a new beginning in DC. Wrap up, the Twitter Terminator Mute and Boot special, and songs that won’t be played at FedEx this season. End of the Road, Goya beans, and a Trump Gin and Juice remix. 07-17-2020, MP3 format.

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