I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Withholding the Bribery”
Speaking, he was only speaking
“I’ll give you that if you give me this,” no quid pro quo
Dealing, he is always dealing
“Four-hundred million for Biden’s dental records”
Reeling, his story is reeling
Like the Pinocchio-who-cried-wolf on steroids
Covers, he’s running for covers
But the bed he made he will now have to lie in
(Oh, boo-hoo)
He’s withholding the bribery
One even the blind can see
Guilty of fraud and conspiracy
Obstruction and being a pu$$y
He never thought he would be caught
He thought everything could be bought
Forgot technology exists
Thought TikTok was a clock for kids
Impeached for his crimes on two counts (Lock!)
Then acquitted by soul sell-outs (Him!)
He must have some dirt on them (Up!)
Lady G’s blow-up doll named Gym
Morals not a part of his life
He’d rather die than say he lied
About to face his comeuppance
“Mother’s disappointed,” says Mike Pence
A criminal (Lock)
He is a criminal (Him)
A criminal (Up)
He is a criminal (Now)
Each accusation is a confession
When he threatens, he says “I was…”
Speaking, he was only speaking
“I’ll give you that if you give me this,” no quid pro quo
Dealing, he is always dealing
“Four-hundred million for Biden’s dental records”
Reeling, his story is reeling
Like the Pinocchio-who-cried-wolf on steroids
Covers, he’s running for covers
But the bed he made he will now have to lie in
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
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”Batshit Creeper” (parody based on the Ted Nugent song, ”Cat Scratch Fever”)
”Every Way, Sheeple” (parody based on the Sly & the Family Stone song, ”Everyday People”)
“His Wife Is ‘Mother’” (parody based on the PJ Harvey song, “Down By The Water”)
“Trickin’ Boomers” (parody based on the Biz Markie song, “Pickin’ Boogers”)
“Hit the Jim/Gym” (parody based on the Biz Markie song, “Just a Friend”)
“Lied, Squealed, Whimpered He’s Trump” (parody based on the Stevie Wonder song, “Signed, Sealed, Delivered I’m Yours”)
“Shooting For Zero Laws” (parody based on the Jody Watley song, “Looking For a New Love”)
“Dumb, Loud, and Cray” (parody based on the Offspring song, “Come Out and Play”)
Choppers Without Filters
“The Nationalist Anthem” (parody based on the Francis Scott Key song, ”The Star-Spangled Banner”)
CPAC? CCRAP!
“Turtle’s Spell” (parody based on the Billy Idol song, “Rebel Yell”)
“Bern Memes (All Look Like This)” (parody based on the Eurythmics song, “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)”)
“The Two Ron Rons” (parody based on the Crystals’ song, “Da Doo Ron Ron”)
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